Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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