On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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