ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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