Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Shame is for Republicans.
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