Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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