ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
