I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
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I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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