worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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