im about as happy as oj after his trial
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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