you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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