You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
