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say what?
wanna hang out?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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