this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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