i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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