rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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