is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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