My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm too high and old for this...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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