Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Buhtt sex?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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