She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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