just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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