Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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