Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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