I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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