I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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