I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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