don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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