Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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