Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We need to rekindle our bromance
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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