I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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