Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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