i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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