the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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