that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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