I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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