that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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