I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Randomize
