we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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