The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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