We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize