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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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