Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This girl is more easily done than said...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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