I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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