who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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