I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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