I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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