last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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