You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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