Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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