Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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