So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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