help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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