"it" just moved
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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