so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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