she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
