so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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